Simpstravaganza
begins today! The season finale of The Simpsons airs Sunday, and in
celebration, I'll be posting a Simpsons-related article every day
until then, including a really big one that you definitely don't wanna miss! The articles will be split between here and The LatestPull, but don't worry; I'll link each of those articles
here as well to remind TMR regulars.
To kick things off,
we'll take a look at half of the new LEGO Simpsons collectible
minifigures series 2! My CMF reviews normally include a “groping
guide” to help you find the specific minifigs you want in the blind
packaging, but since I've already done a separate guide for this series, that part will be omitted in today's reviews.
“Damn
Scots! They ruined
Scotland!” Groundskeeper Willie
is one of the characters whose absence in series one left a gaping
hole in the LEGO Simpsons lineup. (Willie is my favorite character in
the show, however, so your mileage may vary.) Getting my hands on a
Willie was my number one priority with this series. (Yeah, I know
what I said.) Thankfully, the beloved Scotsman is on par with the
best minifigs in the Simpsons line. They have absolutely nailed his
likeness, from the wild, bushy hair and low brow to the protruding
molars and oddly bumpy upper lip. Willie has the short sleeves that
were introduced with last year's Simpsons series 1, and has his
trademark arm hair as well. His torso has his shirt collar and
overalls printed, while his legs are all one color. However, the
colors are a little off from how Willie usually appears. Willie's
shirt is normally white and his overalls blue, but the minifig has
dark green overalls and a dark tan shirt. This is one of those things
like Apu's hair, where the color is inconsistent across the show and
on merchandise, so no matter which color scheme The LEGO Group chose,
they risked putting off someone. Fortunately, despite being a
hardcore Simpsons fanatic, I'm not anal retentive about details, so
the possible (depending
on your preference) miscoloration doesn't bother me. Willie's
only accessory, aside from the ever-present stand, is his plunger.
It's a bit surprising to get this instead of the more often seen
rake, but it's a good choice nonetheless, and adds a good bit of
variety to the display. Now we just have to hope that we don't have
to wait too long to get a kilted Willie! (I know I'll be picking up
one of series 12's Lifeguards soon so I can make a shirtless ragin'
Willie!)
“Oh,
a sarcasm detector.
That's a real useful
invention.” Jeff Albertson, better
known as Comic Book Guy,
is one of the most beloved Simpsons characters, largely because all
of us have encountered at least one person who is just like him.
(Incidentally, he's the other character I felt merited inclusion in
series 1 along with Willie.) The likeness here is perfect, though his
neutral facial expression does come close to the dreaded blank stare.
His brow and the sculpted lines around his eyes add just the right
touch of casual contempt to avoid that, however. The printing is
typically clean, though it should be noted that his man scrunchy is
unpainted.
Unfortunately,
CBG really suffers from use of the basic minifig body. Where this was
a flaw with series 1's Chief Wiggum, it's a serious drawback here.
CBG simply does not look right. A torso overlay, similar to what we
saw with one of the dwarves in this Hobbit set, is sorely needed
here. Sadly, since TLG did not see fit to use something like that on
the one character who truly needed it the most, we can resign
ourselves to the reality that all future heavyset characters will
suffer from this as well. (That really kinda dampens my desire to get
a Muumuu Homer at some point.)
What
we do have is a printed belly, with the bottom of his t-shirt lifted
above his waistline, which is a nice detail. His red shorts and blue
shoes are printed on the front and sides, but not the back, of his
legs. CBG has a couple of nice accessories: a new Squishee cup that
matches their appearance on the show, and a 2x2 tile with printing to
represent a copy of his Everyman comic. Despite being stuck with a
standard minifig torso, CBG is an essential character, and so will be
very sought after. Despite my disappointment at TLG's failure to
capture his girth, I am glad to finally be able to add him to my LEGO
Simpsons collection.
“No
one is gay for Moleman!” Hans Moleman
is easily one of my favorites on the show, with his odd (even by
Simpsons standards) design, wilting voice, and legendary bad luck
making him one of the series' most endearing (and hilarious)
characters. His head sculpt captures all of his wrinkled, lumpy
greatness, with his eyes hidden behind his thick (non-removeable)
glasses. His torso has his shirt collar and tie printed, with the
back tail of his tie sticking out from behind the front. (This is a
detail also found on his World of Springfield counterpart.) Moleman
has the immobile kid legs, as befitting his stature. I still wish
that TLG would implement articulation into the short legs, but it is
what it is. His lone accessory is his driver's license, which is
voided, of course. Moleman isn't one of the superstar characters like
CBG, but he does have his fans, and they'll be very pleased with this
representation of him.
“Individually
we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty
faggot!” Appearing
in the second episode of the series, Martin
Prince
is one of longest-tenured Simpsons characters. TLG have knocked it
out of the park again with this head sculpt, perfectly capturing the
character to the smallest (animated) detail, right down to his
cowlick. I know I keep harping on this, but taking the features of a
two-dimensional character and rendering them in three dimensions is
not an easy task, and it continues to astound me that TLG have done
such amazing work with this line. Their consistency with the head
sculpts in this line is even greater than that of Playmates' World of
Springfield series, long held up as the gold standard when it comes
to Simpsons toylines. It's a credit to the talented sculptors TLG has
working for them. Anyway, Martin has his shirt collar and pens in his
front pocket printed on his torso, and shorts and shoes on his legs.
These are the immobile child legs, of course. Martin only has one
accessory, but it's a big one, as you can see from the photo.
Unfortunately, the big book is too large for Martin to hold. From
what I've seen online it seems that Martin may be one of the least
desired minifigs in this wave, but that's certainly no fault of the
figure itself, as TLG did a fantastic job with him.
“All
your organs have been replaced with machines, but that doesn't make
you any less of a man. Except that you don't have a penis.”
Springfield's
resident mad scientist Professor
John Frink
looks to be one of the more popular minifigs in this series, if the
early buzz is anything to go by. We have another fantastic head
sculpt here, with the nutty-- er, absent-minded, uh, let's just go
with “brilliant” scientist's features flawlessly rendered, from
his parted hair to his buck-toothed smile. Note that the earpieces of
his glasses are painted and not sculpted, however. His torso has his
bowtie, shirt buttons, and coat printed. The lab coat continues onto
his legs, where it is joined by his belt. His coat is alternately
colored white or green on the show and in merchandise-- the WoS Frink
figure has a green coat, for example-- so the white is accurate, but
it may not be your preference. I don't mind the white coat a bit,
though given how the pink of his legs shows through, perhaps the
green might have been a better choice. Frink comes with a beaker full
of a green substance that is definitely not Flubber. While I like
Frink, he's not one of my few favorite characters, but his minifig is
one of my two or three favorites from this series. They really did a
great job with him.
“This
is the part of my job I hate most: Talking
to crazy people.” Dr.
Julius Hibbert
was originally introduced as a sort of playful jab at the series'
rivalry with Bill Cosby when Fox moved The
Simpsons
opposite The
Cosby Show
on Thursday nights during its second season. The Simpsons' family
doctor (when they're not slumming with Dr. nick) has become one of
the most beloved supporting characters on the show over the years, so
his inclusion in the second series of the LEGO CMF Simpsons line is
no surprise. Hibbert has a very good head sculpt, but it doesn't wow
me as much as the others we've covered so far. I can't put my finger
on it, but something seems ever so slightly “off” about it.
Perhaps my eyes are just playing tricks on me, though. It's still a
good sculpt, and the expression suits the character perfectly.
Hibbert's torso has printing for his collar, tie, stethoscope, and
lab coat, which continues onto his legs. The same issue Frink had
occurs here, as the gray of the legs shows through the shite of the
coat. Hibbert has one of my favorite accessories from this series, an
x-ray of Homer's head that shows the crayon lodged in his brain. Like
Martin, Hibbert risks being overshadowed by some of the other new
characters in this series, but he is one of the essential supporting
characters, and Simpsons fans will be happy to add him to their
collections.
“Mr.
Burns can't stand talking to his mother. He never forgave her for
having that affair with President Taft.” The
long-suffering Waylon
Smithers
finally makes his debut with this series. How did Mr. Burns manage
the past year without him? We have yet another excellent head sculpt
here, with Waylon's flattop and glasses lovingly rendered. Unlike
Frink, the earpieces on his glasses are sculpted. He has the kindly
facial expression that we so often see as he weathers the abuse of
Mr. Burns. His torso has printing for his shirt, bow tie, and jacket
lapels, while the legs are blank. Smithers has a great two-part
accessory: a boxed Malibu Stacy doll with a NEW hat! TLG really
nailed this character, and Simpsons fans everywhere can now breathe a
sigh of relief as they finally have the opportunity to reunite
Smithers with his beloved tyrant.
We'll
wrap things up today with a look at one of the returning Simpsons
family members, Bart in the guise of Bartman.
Frequently seen in comics and video games, Bartman has only made a
couple of appearances on the actual TV show. Nevertheless, it's a
very popular Bart variation that had to make an appearance at some
point, and I'm glad to add it to the collection. The head sculpt is
the same as the one we've already seen twice now; thankfully, the
sculpt is quite good, so that is definitely not a problem. The purple
mask is painted/printed on, with the eylids given a slightly angry
slant that suits this figure quite well. The body and legs are the
same orange and blue colors as the other Bart minifigs, though it is
worth noting that they went with a different shade of orange for the
shirt, rather than the reddish-orange we got with previous versions. (Personally, I was hoping for a blue shirt when Bartman was
announced, as he usually appears with a blue shirt when in the
Bartman guise. Us blue-shirt Bart fans just can't catch a break!)
Bart has his slingshot, and his cape is a separate cloth piece. It's
the same very stiff fabric that was used for Marge and Lisa's skirt
pieces in series 1. there have been some complaints about getting so
many variants of existing figures in this series, but Bartman is a
much welcome one as far as I'm concerned. Mine is currently an
unsuspecting trick-or-treater entering the front gate of the Haunted House.
That's
it for today! The rest of series two will be reviewed soon, and in
the meantime, don't forget to check back tomorrow for another
Simpstravaganza article! There are plenty more photos, so keep scrolling and check 'em out.