The 007 Re-Read Project: Licence/License to Kill by John Gardner

Bond is back at TMR after a brief hiatus! Today we're looking at a film novelization, the first of John Gardner's tenure. License to Kill (I'll be using the American spelling since that's what muscle memory leads me to type) remains a divisive movie in the 007 catalogue, and Gardner had the unenviable task of adapting it and making it fit with the continuity of the literary Bond. This created a few headaches that we'll come to presently. As this novel is based on a movie, there's a greater than usual chance that anyone reading this is already familiar with it, but nevertheless, there are

SPOILERS AHEAD! 

The plot will be familiar to anyone who has watched the movie. Bond's longtime friend Felix Leiter is on his way to his wedding when he gets word that Franz Sanchez, a major drug baron, has entered the US to fetch his wayward girlfriend, Lupe Lamora. With the kingpin briefly within his jurisdiction, Leiter heads off to grab him, with Bond in tow. Bondian mayhem ensues, culminating in Sanchez's arrest. Felix arrives at the church a bit late, but the wedding goes off without a (further) hitch. Unfortunately, Sanchez's open offer of a massive bribe to anyone who aids him in the event of his arrest proves too tempting for one of the DEA agents, and Sanchez is sprung. His reprisal is swift and brutal, as the newly-minted Mrs. Della Leiter is murdered and Felix is mauled by a shark. (Yes, again.) Sanchez flees to Isthmus, the small South American nation where he makes his home, and Bond resigns from the secret service to seek revenge for his fallen friend. 

This movie's plot placed Gardner in an awkward spot, as Felix had already been mauled by a shark in Bond's second literary outing, Live and Let Die.  This leads to a scene in which Felix's artificial limbs are ripped off the surely disappointed shark, leaving him in a far less delicate state than in the movie. (Physically, anyway.) The murder of Della, who the novel mentions is an old friend of Bond's, still provides enough motivation for the revenge plot. Another echo of literary Bond adventures past is Sanchez's predilection for whipping Lupe with a whip fashioned from the tail of a stingray, as used by Milton Krest in The Hildebrand Rarity. Another example of the novelization not meshing perfectly with the other books is that Cedar Leiter, Felix's own daughter, doesn't attend his wedding, and goes completely unmentioned. She must have been on one hell of an important mission! 

Gardner's novelization follows the plot of the movie closely, with no major deviations caused by working from an early version of the script. There are some minor differences, however. Sanchez's henchmen, even the sadistic Dario, balk at his order to cut out Alvarez's heart. Dario is much different physically from his celluloid counterpart. Della's murder is far more gruesome. In a nod to the changes Gardner had made in his novels, it's mentioned that Bond is down to five cigarettes per day. Gardner makes a point to refer to some of Bond and Leiter's past adventures, ensuring that their friendship is far more apparent that in the movie. Bond splitting from the service to avenge Leiter makes far more sense than in the movie, as their friendship had always been given short shrift in the film series. 

Something I'd never noticed while watching the movie that stuck out to me while re-reading this novelization is how Pam Bouvier seems almost an evolution of Nannie Norrich from Gardner's Nobody Lives Forever. Both are depicted as somewhat tomboyish with short haircuts, are capable at close-quarters combat and handguns, and they each carry a small handgun strapped to the upper thigh. Seeing as how the cargo plane battle in The Living Daylights was clearly inspired by a similar scene in Gardner's License Renewed, this may not have been a coincidence. Gardner had to have noticed the similarities, and one can't help but wonder how he felt about it.

Gardner fleshes out a number of more minor scenes and creates new ones that provide some connective tissue between the movie's scenes and setpieces. There are several pages, for example, that reveal exactly how in the hell Bond goes from flying a small plane filled with bales of drug money to walking into a bank in Isthmus with a couple of briefcases. These are scenes that aren't really necessary, but they smooth things out to keep the story flowing more naturally on the page than it would without them. We are also given a bit more background on a few characters. Sanchez, for example, is revealed to be the child of "a fascist German woman and a wealthy Panamanian businessman." 

This has no bearing on anything, but I felt it worth mentioning that Gardner gives the name of a news commentator who interviews Sanchez as Anna Rack. It almost makes Holly Goodhead seem subtle!

 Notable quotes:

Felix Leiter made a quick movement with his gloved left hand, expertly adjusting the mechanism of his artificial left leg. Bond felt a wave of bleakness as he always did when he saw his old friend manipulate the false limbs, for the shark that had so mutilated Leiter a long time ago now, had been meant for him and, in a strange way, Bond felt responsible.

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(While dangling from the helicopter in pursuit of the fleeing Sanchez's plane.) In spite of the fear that engulfed him, Bond began to laugh. He was thinking that he must look a ludicrous sight, like some movie stuntman doing a particularly daring act for the cameras.

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(Upon finding Felix mauled by a shark again.) Bond was struggling for control. it was almost impossible that this kind of thing could happen to a man a second time.

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Her accent was unequivocally Texan, for the words came out as, "Heidi yawl. Yawl Markin?" (After seeing Gardner's attempts to convey Southern and Texan accents in multiple novels, I never again want to hear an English person complain about how badly we Yanks depict English accents!)

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Bond smiled to himself. The nylon rope was almost half an inch thick, and there was a lot of it. "How the devil do you get this much into the cylinder, and the grappling irons?" he had asked Q.

Briskly, Q had replied, "All done by mirrors, 007. Surely you know that I've been a member of the Magic Circle for a long time." (This makes a lot of sense!)

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The scream hung on the air like some bad odour.

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 "The pain goes with time, Felix." Bond was not talking about physical pain, and he knew all the hurt his old friend was suffering from Della's death. "I've been there, old buddy. Never leaves you, but it does get easier."

 

This story fits rather awkwardly into the literary Bond canon, even if you're only considering the Gardner era. One gets the sense that Gardner's heart wasn't really in this, and it lacks the spark of his better novels. Some the over-the-top action sequences, in particular, seem rather incongruous with the literary 007. I don't consider it an essential post-Fleming novel, unlike Christopher Wood's novelizations, but the novelization of License to Kill is worth the read. Just don't pass over the likes of License Renewed or Icebreaker in favor of it. That does it for today, but I'll be back before too long with a look at John Gardner's Brokenclaw! 

Rant Review: Neon 1980s 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (RoseArt, artist uncredited)

I've been mostly avoiding buying new puzzles for months, but when I saw this on sale for $6, I couldn't resist it. I tend to like puzzles with vibrant colors, so this was right up my alley! The uncredited artist pretty much nailed the vibe, all without infringing on any copyrights. (Though just barely, in a few cases!) A few of the objects are really identified a bit more with the 70s or '90s, but as they did exist in the '80s, I reckon it's fair to include them. The pieces are thin but sturdy, printed on a black board. The fit is nice and snug, but not so tight that they'll be prone to damage during disassembly. There was a good deal of dust, but not Ravensburger level or anything. I did have a few pieces with a minor defect; a thin line ran across several pieces, and it looks as if something scraped against the puzzle before it was cut into pieces. It's not super noticeable, and given how cheap this puzzle was, I'm really not fussed over it. RoseArt seems to be a rather unpopular brand among some online puzzling communities, but I've enjoyed the pair I've done well enough. I won't be running out to buy them by the cartload, but they're quite decent quality for such cheap puzzles. It'll be interesting to see if their larger ones are better or worse if I ever come across a larger one I like.

 

Rant Review: Kauai, 500 Piece Jigsaw puzzle (Dowdle, Art by Eric Dowdle)

Another Dowdle down! I really enjoyed this one with all its vibrant colors and festive atmosphere. I was a little surprised at all the wild roosters! It was fun spotting how many were hiding in the foliage as I put the lower third together. There's also a nice pair of sea turtles, always a welcome inclusion! The piece fit is a bit loose, but false fits were not an issue. The poster has plenty of information about the various landmarks, as usual. Learning while puzzling is the best! 

 

Rant Review: Masters of the Universe: Mark of the Sword 100 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (Golden, Art by R.L. Allen, 1983)

I've slowed down a bit on my vintage MOTU puzzles, as I'm down to my last few, but I felt the itch to do one after polishing off that Dowdle much more quickly than expected last night. The scene depicted is a bit of a nail-biter, with He-Man struggling to wrench his half of the Sword of Grayskull free as Mer-Man and Trap Jaw close in. Stratos knocks Skeletor's half of the sword from his grasp, as the skull-faced fiend was undoubtedly about to unleash an energy blast on his nemesis. Too bad he didn't bring his Havoc Staff, too! The scene is evocative of the early MOTU lore that pre-dated the Filmation animated show, as those early stories often focused on Skeletor's quest to unite both halves of the Sword of Power, which had been hidden from him, so he could enter Castle Grayskull and gain access to the power of the ancients, which would enable him to enslave the universe. 

This is another piece from the underrated R.L. Allen, who provided quite a bit of MOTU art for licensed products during its early years. Much early MOTU art based the looks of the characters on prototype designs, but Allen's renderings here are entirely faithful to the toys, right down to the "surprise prostate exam" expression on Mer-Man's face. Another nod to the early MOTU lore is Stratos' ability to unleash an energy blast, something various characters did at different times in the first few minicomics. The dramatic scene and use of colors makes for a visually interesting puzzle, and it's fun to imagine the adventure that led to this point. However, with Skeletor disarmed and He-Man wielding half of the sword, it doesn't require much brain power to imagine the ass-beatings that are about to be doled out! The pieces are thin, but fairly sturdy, and nice and large to make them easy for small hands to manage. The fit is loose enough that there's no chance of being able to move sections greater than two or three pieces without them crumbling, but there were no issues with false fits. 

Rant Review: Washington D.C. Mall 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (Dowdle, art by Eric Dowdle)

I figured I'd better start tackling some of that massive haul of Dowdles I came across last week, and decided to begin with the one depicting a place I've visited. (Though technically there are two, since one is Best of the World, and I've been there, too.) I visited DC during a school trip to the national forensics (speaking, not CSI) competition in Baltimore in the late '90s. We went to DC for a day, and crammed in as much as we could. This included visits to the Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial, the Vietnam Memorial Wall, and a VIP tour of the Capital Building our teacher had arranged with one of our congressmen. We got to go to many areas that are off-limits to the public outside of a presidentially-instigated insurrection, including a statue dedication in the rotunda and a ride on their subway. We didn't get to visit the White House because there'd been a bomb threat or something, so no tours were being given, and Pennsylvania Avenue was blocked off. We hadn't yet become completely disillusioned with our government, so this didn't phase us much. We took lots of photos, ate at the congressmen's cafeteria, bought tacky souvenirs, and I stood where Jimmy Stewart stood in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and was able to deliver most of his speech there from memory, and a good time was had by all. 

The art is nice and colorful, packed with details, and does a good job of capturing the spirit of what our nation's capital should be all about. All sorts of people roam the city, taking in the landmarks, and wouldn't you know it, there isn't an armed thug in sight. Perhaps this is a vision of a celebration that lurks a couple of years in our future? Let's hope so! The pieces are good, fairly thick blue board. The fit is slightly loose, but I had no issues with false fits. There was very little dust, and it was very clean, always nice with a second-hand puzzle! I came across a single long hair while sorting, and as it was slightly wavy, I couldn't swear that it didn't fall from my beard. Hopefully the other nine are as clean and complete as this one!

 

Rant Review: Mondo 2002/200x Skeletor Figure Timed Edition

I wasn't expecting this until next month, but you won't hear me complaining! Much of my stuff is packed up and I don't currently have a good photo setup since I'm moving soon, but I took some quick and dirty pics, including some comparisons with what I have handy, of the Mondo 2002 Skeletor timed edition.  There's a special guest star if you make it to the end. 😉

 

Some initial thoughts: The figure and the accessories feel great, very high-quality. Everything has its own wrapping within the packaging, so it's well-protected. The articulation is great, and joints move well and hold poses. The chest is a soft, rubbery material that aids with posing, but I'm a bit worried about how it will hold up over time. If the chest on this thing is cracking and splitting in a year or two, Mondo will have some very displeased customers to deal with. The cloak is very well-made and the wires aid greatly in posing, but I don't know if I'll be using it most of the time. I'll have to work to find display poses that don't have the cloak covering too much of the figure.

 

The skull plates lock firmly into position within the hood, though I wish a pry tool or something was included to aid with removing them, as I always feel as if I might be on the verge of breaking something. And maybe it's just my big meaty hands, but plugging the straps into the back of the chest armor is very finicky, easily the only thing about the figure (other than the price) that has truly annoyed me. The hold seems firm, though, and I don't expect it to be unfastening on its own.

 

This is the only time I've sprung for one of Mondo's very pricey figures, and likely the only time I will, but the level of quality here doesn't have me regretting my purchase. I've waited for a high-quality figure of this design for 24 years, and I finally have it! My sole complaint is that they didn't include a skull plate that actually looks like the 2002 toy! That seems like a huge oversight. This figure is awesome, though, and I'm damn glad I sucked it up and paid for the timed edition. Keep scrolling for plenty more photos!

 

Rant Review: Neuschwanstein Castle, 1,000 (-2) Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (Springbok, photographer uncredited, 1979)

This is the oldest of the trio of vintage Springboks I've found in recent weeks, hailing from my birth year. The blue tint over much of the upper half that made it all look so similar, all that foliage, a large area on the left side that is mostly black, and a fuzzy image made this the most difficult puzzle I've done since tackling a horrendous photomosaic puzzle many years ago. Two chunks of the sky were intact when I opened the box, and I admit that I plopped them directly onto my board with only the faintest trace of shame. This being a Springbok, I put all the suspected edge pieces aside and started working on the castle first. This went pretty quickly, and I moved on to building out from there. When that stalled, I began adding to the pair of sky chunks until they were connected, then built out to the edge and began to work my way around until the edge was complete. I left the lower left chunk, with all that hateful foliage and darkness, for last. Two pieces were missing, but I reckon that's not too bad for a 47 year-old puzzle I got for a dollar. The piece fit wasn't quite as tight as other Springboks I've done, but I'm not sure whether that's simply due to wear, or if they cut them slightly differently at the time. This one didn't have a catalogue insert like my last vintage Springbok, but it did have the inspection tag!

 

Rant Review: Dampy Donuts on a Dreary Day 300 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (Buffalo Games, Art by Charles Wysocki)

This was a yard sale find a few weeks ago. Quick and easy 300 piecer to serve as a bit of a bit of a breather before beginning a puzzle that promises to be a real doozy! Stay tuned to see it... hopefully soon.

 

Rant Review: Presenting Yellow! 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (Springbok, artist uncredited, 1993)

The occasional Springbok puzzle discovered at a yard sale was a treat when I was little. I loved the little poems on the backs of the boxes and their funky piece shapes. They were the only puzzles I knew that could actually be picked up once they were complete! Vintage Springboks are something I always keep an eye out for when visiting thrift stores or garage sales, but I never have any luck. However, I've suddenly found a trio of them at three different places in the past couple of weeks! This puzzle is the newest of the three. The poems had apparently been dropped by 1993, as the back of the box is blank. 

This is the old Springbok quality that I fondly remember, with thick, sturdy pieces that fit together snugly. The puzzle had clearly been worked at least once, as several chunks of it were still assembled, but there was no noticeable wear on the pieces. It wasn't as tough as it may appear, as there are a few large items that serve as anchor points. Once a few of those were built and the area around them expanded enough to connect to some of the others, it became ever easier to forge ahead. 

Items of interest include the Old Salt statue, Napoleon sour lemon drops, Mr. Peanut alarm clock, George Harrison pin, yellow-haired troll doll, a packet of Anacin, one of those big yellow chip clips that were ubiquitous well into the '90s, and an issue of National Geographic. The Cliff's Notes appear to be for Les Miserables, but that's just a guess based on the three visible letters. 

A pair of inserts show off other puzzles in the Springbok catalogue, and there's an order form for various puzzle accessories. That 1,000 piece travel caddy would cost more than $50 in 2026 money! I try not to wallow in nostalgia, but looking over these inserts made me wish I could simply walk into a store and buy some of these puzzles. One of the others I found over the past couple of weeks is listed on one of the inserts, still on the catalogue after more than a decade. It must have been popular! A similar color-themed puzzle in blue is another that caught my eye. A quick web search reveals that they also did red and green ones. It would be very cool to stumble across one of the others sometime soon! 

The 007 Re-Read Project: Win, Lose, or Die by John Gardner

John Gardner's eighth James Bond continuation novel is the second Gardner Bond I read, more than 25 years ago now. After a friend found a hardcover copy of Seafire on the Books-a-Million sale tables, I headed over to BAM to see if could turn up any more, and found a hardcover of this novel. I remembered enjoying it, but not much else, as I mentioned last time. Turns out my memory of it was even hazier than I thought, as it doesn't involve a submarine, but a ship! As always, I won't give a blow-by-blow of the entire story, but there are

SPOILERS AHEAD!

 

At M's behest, James Bond is once again active in the Royal Navy and promoted to the rank of captain. This is to thwart the plans of a new terrorist organization known as BAST from disrupting the upcoming Landsea '89, a massive wargames operation that will see the involvement of an official from the ever more friendly Soviet Union. With Landsea nearly a year away, Bond is sent for extensive training to bring him back up to speed as a naval officer. However, BAST has a long reach and impeccable intel, and they seem to have Bond's number nearly every step of the way. By the time he boards Invincible as its security officer, it's clear that he will have his hands full dealing BAST's agents, as well as protecting the trio of VIPs whose top-secret arrival is well known to his enemies. 

When I first read this, I thought BAST was an attempt to create a successor to SPECTRE to plague Bond for years to come-- even Bond remarks that they sound like a poor man's SPECTRE-- but the further you get into the novel, the more obvious it becomes that the organization won't be sticking around. Gardner fleshes out Bassam Baradj, its founder and leader, fairy well, giving him a motivation that is even more banal than BAST's stated goals, and all the more realistic for that. Most of the organization's members are ciphers with little to no personality, but they serve their purpose as antagonists pretty well. No one will place Baradj anywhere near the upper tiers of 007 nemeses, however. Though he does have a perfect opportunity to kill Bond at one point, completely at his leisure, and doesn't take it, so he definitely fits in on that point!  

Bast is described as an Egyptian demon with three heads, which threw me for a loop since the only Bast I'd ever heard of is the cat goddess, who was generally depicted as rather benevolent. I did a bit of digging (i.e. a quick web search) and it seems that the version of Bast from which the terrorist organization in this book derived its name was a later Christian corruption of the Egyptian goddess, conflated with a three-headed demon as described in the book. I didn't delve too deeply into this, so I may have fudged some of the details, but Gardner didn't pull that description of Bast from nowhere!  

We have a trio of intriguing women playing supporting roles. Clover Pennington is a WREN who is also stationed on the Invincible, Beatrice Maria da Ricci is a fellow British agent assigned to watch his back, and Nikola Ratnikov is a Naval Attache with the Russian VIP on board the Invincible. However, Bond knows that BAST has dispatched one of its heads, a woman known only as the Cat, to eliminate him. No one knows her identity, so she could be any one of the three, or someone else completely. This adds an additional layer of intrigue as Bond endeavors to drink and bang his way through his mission, as per usual. 

Speaking of the women in this book, there's one part where Bond is about to interrogate a woman he believe is responsible for a murder aboard the ship, and she loses her shit and goes crazy on him. He's a highly experienced combatant, of course, but this woman is totally nuts, and she just kicks his ass for a bit before she's taken down. It was unexpected and hilarious!    

Back to the story, the staple Gardner double crosses abound, though nowhere near the ridiculous levels seen in Icebreaker.  One fakeout of a character who was supposedly killed borders on too ridiculous even for a Bond story, but I must admit that Gardner took the trouble to foreshadow the reveal shortly after the "death." It still barely comes off, though. Gardner tries to speedrun the "James Bond falls in love" thing again (a la Persephone Proud in Role of Honor) by having Bond fall for one of the characters far too hard far too fast. He even goes so far as to tell her he loves her, and the whole thing really doesn't feel earned at all. Bond reminisces about Tracy from On Her Majesty's Secret Service, and there's even an oblique reference to Colonel Sun!

There's a nice aerial battle toward the end, and the final fight aboard the Invincible is pretty well done. I always like when Bond goes into a big conflict with a squad. We get to see Bond's brutal side a bit here, as the stakes are high enough that he shows no mercy. It ends quickly and far more easily than you might expect, but given the way the tables have turned by that time, it could hardly go any other way. Baradj is run down shortly afterward, and meets his demise in a manner evocative of Thunderball. The novel wraps with Bond still with this woman he just met yet claims to be in love with, and there's no indication that they'll be splitting up. So does she stick around for the next book? I don't remember! I'll have to keep forging ahead to find out. 

Notable quotes:

Bond leaned back in the armchair in which M had invited him to sit. It was a chair Bond knew well. If you were asked to sit in this, the most comfortable chair in M's office, the news could only be bad.

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 Bond's lips curved into one of the cruellest smiles M had ever seen. Later the Chief was to say that, to use a biblical expression, "Iron had entered into 007's soul."

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Bond was beginning to realise what had attracted him to the Navy in the first place. He was a man of routine, and enjoyed the privileges that came with rank.

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 "Don't want our own people getting shot up," M had said as though he did not give a damn who got shot up.

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 (When Bond meets the Soviet Navy's Commander-in-Chief.) "I think somewhere I have hear the name before. Have you perhaps, served in your embassy in Moscow?" He spoke excellent English.

"Not exactly in the embassy, sir." Bond gave an almost imperceptible smile.

"But you are known there, I think. In Moscow, I mean."

"It wouldn't surprise me, sir."

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He recalled M's words about their intelligence gathering. "They imagine you're unique," the Old Man had said. "They think your presence on Invincible is very bad medicine for them." M had made a sarcastic one-note laugh. "I suppose BAST and its leaders are your fan club, 007. You should send them an autographed picture." 

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With the advent of the microchip the old Registry had been relegated to a smaller area and people were constantly transferring the paperwork onto a series of giant databases. Rumor had it that all the work would not be completed from past files until the year 2009, or thereabouts, as the crow flies. (Hm, I wonder if they got it all done on time?) 

Even with a couple of twists that don't really feel earned and some moments of silliness that stick out even among the sea of 007 adventures, I enjoyed this book. Part of that is simply the novelty of seeing Bond in a different setting; Bond not only spends time aboard the Invincible, there's also an extended section in the middle of the novel that sees him basically hanging out on Xmas vacation. (Sure, he's serving as bait, inappropriately romancing a colleague, there's a joke about how you can shoot your balls off if you don't stow your gun properly, and some people get killed, but what else can you expect from a 007 vacation?) The villains rarely feel like an actual threat, but the change in setting, intriguing setup, and the mystery of exactly which of Bond's new lady friends is the Cat, and a couple of nice action sequences make for an enjoyable read. I wouldn't recommend this as your first Gardner Bond, but if you've read a couple of his and enjoyed them, this one won't do you wrong. Next time we'll dive into the novelization of Licence to Kill! 

 In the meantime, here's another of those cool fan-made covers in the style of the old Great Pan paperbacks. If anyone knows the original source, feel free to share it!

Rant Review: Artsy Pets: Movie Cats 300 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (RoseArt, Art by Angie Rozelaar)

A quick and easy puzzle was just what I needed after my last one wound up being a good bit tougher than expected, and this fun, colorful one from Roseart fit the bill perfectly. The art is cute, the word play is amusing, if rather obvious, and it certainly doesn't hurt that a few of my favorites are represented. I think The Big Meowski is my favorite of the parodies, though I am seriously impressed that the artist managed to convey Humphrey Bogart's default facial expression on a cat! I haven't done a Roseart prior to this, though I do have a couple in my backlog. The pieces are large and very sturdy, and there were no damaged pieces. The fit is nice and snug, but not so tight that they're tough to separate. There was a fair amount of puzzle dust, but not Ravensburger level or anything. For such a cheap puzzle, I'm very pleased with the quality.

 

Rant Review: Masters of the Universe: Skeletor 1,000 (-1) Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (Mondo, Art by Florian Bertmer)

This puzzle was released by Mondo several years ago alongside their 1/6 scale Skeletor figure and features the art used on the figure's packaging. I was interested in it, but like everything Mondo produces, it was overpriced, so I figured I'd wait and see if I saw one at a significant discount. That day turned out to be last week, when I came across a new copy of it for around $17 shipped. The box has a nice matte texture, with bold colors that pop nicely against the black background. The art is quite nice, using the design of Mondo's figure, with a skull design based closely on the iconic rendering of the Lord of Destruction by legendary artist Alfredo Alcala. 

This puzzle was much more difficult than I expected. After the edges were done, I began working on Skeletor's head and the ram skull atop the Havoc Staff, both of which went together quickly. From there, I did the purple sky, then the smoke, then the ground and Skeletor's body, saving the awful expanse of purple for last. Each area was significantly tougher than the preceding ones. Neither the cross-hatching in the art nor the gradient in the purple area helped as much as I expected. It's not a crazy photomosaic level of difficulty, but it took a fair bit longer to complete than I expected when I started it.

As I worked on that final purple section, it had become clear that I was missing a piece. I've only had missing pieces with new puzzles twice before, and both of those were bargain puzzles I got for around $5. For what Mondo charged for this, I was pretty surprised at such lax quality control. The pieces are paper-backed, have a very glossy finish, and multiple pieces had minor damage simply from being jostled around within the sealed box. The fit was so loose that simply moving the board would make some of them begin separating. This is one of the loosest-fitting puzzles I've ever done! Needless to say, I won't be keeping an eye out for a similar deal on the He-Man puzzle they released alongside this one. I feel bad for anyone who paid full price for one of these! All that said, I do like the art, and I'll probably tape the back of this so I can frame & hang it on my Skeletor wall once I move.