Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Rant Review: Movies 1,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (White Mountain, art by James Mellett)


This was a quick one, taking only a few hours over the course of two days. I like these collages, as they offer plenty of visual interest, and basically impossible to run up against a wall with them. They always serve as a nice respite between more demanding puzzles. (And the next one I have on deck is a DOOZY. I'm considering delaying it until closer to Halloween, though. We'll see.) 


The art is nicely done, with good likenesses and well-chosen scenes and items to represent each movie. I do wish the gigantic MOVIES was not present; it's completely unnecessary, and takes up a great deal of space that could have been used to represent even more movies! I also found some of the movie choices rather odd. For example, horror was clearly not off-limits, as evidenced by Jason's hockey mask, but there's not a single Universal monster! Superman and Wonder Woman are represented, but not Batman? Godzilla is here, but not King Kong? I assume these and other such oddities that stood out to me were likely due to licensing issues. There were several of my favorites represented, however, including This is Spinal Tap, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Fargo, Jurassic Park, The Godfather Part II, and actors and characters such as James Bond and John Candy. 


This puzzle has the typical WM quality, with big, sturdy pieces that fit together well, leading to a completed puzzle that easily passes the lift test. There was only a moderate amount of puzzle dust. Like Galison, this is a very reliable brand, and I have no reservations about buying their puzzles. Fortunately, I have a craft store nearby that puts them on sale every couple of weeks! I just wish they had a larger selection.


 

Monday, September 22, 2025

Rant Review: Garbage Pail Kids: Thrills and Chills 1,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (OP Puzzles, art by Joe Simko)


I came across this while perusing OP's other offerings after ordering the Simpsons puzzle I finished last weekend. Garbage Pail Kids were absolutely huge in the '80s, and I was a little kid at just the right time to be totally hooked on them. As a small child who was immersed in the endless comedic gross-out fare so common at the time, people vomiting unexpectedly seemed to me the very height of comedy. So naturally, Luke Puke was my favorite. I remember being so dismayed when my friend Dana peeled the border sticker off of my Luke Puke sticker card! 

OP produced a pair of puzzles featuring the GPKs, and I settled on this one for two reasons: First, it prominently features two of my favorites. (The aforementioned Luke, along with the multi-tongued Nasty Nancy.) Second... well, that requires a bit of a story. My little niece went through a phase a few years back when she, too, thought that vomiting was hilarious. (I promise that I had no influence on that, as it had lost any comedic effect on me by the time I was 8!) One of her favorite games was for us to sit on the big wooden swing on the porch. I would count down, then launch us into a big back-and-forth swing. We pretended it was a roller coaster, and I had to do the voices of various characters that she decided were riding the roller coaster. This was usually a mix of Masters of the Universe, Batman, and Simpsons characters, with an occasional wrestler or Mr. T thrown in for good measure. One of the characters would quickly get sick and vomit, with the forces involved swooping it right into another character's face. This character would vomit in turn, until everyone had tossed their cookies. With the sole exception, that is, of whatever character she was voicing, usually Catwoman, who was the only one who did not get sick. She would scold all the silly boys for being so gross, then roll and cackle with laughter. When I saw a nearly identical scene depicted on this puzzle, how could I do anything but buy it instantly? She's past the "puke is funny" phase now, but she recognized the scene immediately, and got very excited about it.  

The puzzle was tougher than I expected. I knew the yellow areas and the expanses of solid red and wood pattern would be more difficult than the rest, but I wasn't worried about it since those were a relatively small portion of the puzzle. The sky had enough variation that I knew it was unlikely to present a problem. What I didn't expect was how tough the kids themselves were! Some areas went together instantly-- Luke was the first one I completed, since his pieces were immediately identifiable as his-- but much of them didn't coalesce until quite late in the assembly. Bad Brad, the devil boy at the front, was the toughest of the kids. His face and hair took me so much longer than expected, and he was the last one I completed. The variations in his skin tone were very deceptive on the puzzle pieces. Once he was done, it was just a matter of filling in the remaining background, which took only  bit longer than he did. I expected the yellow-tinted areas to be the toughest of these, but surprisingly, that went together pretty quickly. It was the large wood-textured area at the bottom that gave me the most trouble. Even with Brad's shadow as a guide, the patterns on these pieces deceived me time and time again. What I expected to be the easiest part of the puzzle, apart from the kids themselves, wound up being the hardest!

The piece quality was good, with the same matte texture I appreciated on that Simpsons puzzle. The fit seemed looser, however, and I had a fair few false fits in several areas. The fit was so loose that I was unable to move even two or three pieces without them crumbling apart. That Simpsons puzzle didn't hold together like a Galison, but it was not this loose! I thought I might want to frame this one at some point, and splitting it into sections and stacking them in the box without it all crumbling was a bit of an ordeal. (Several sheets of paper were used to move them over mostly intact.) Still, I've had puzzles with looser fits, and there was very little dust, and that's always nice. While the quality was a slight step down from that Simpsons puzzle, it was decent enough that I'll probably be buying their other GPK puzzle in the near future.

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Rant Review: Welcome to Spooky Town 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (Mudpuppy/Galison, art by Stephanie Birdsong)


I chose another cute Halloween-themed Galison puzzle to serve as a palette cleanser between 1,000 piecers, and I enjoyed this one even more than the last one! The art is vibrant and very cute. The themed colors for each zone made for a very easy puzzling experience, as it became a series of mini puzzles tied together by the road. I nearly completed this in one sitting, but I made myself stop and wait until the next day to complete the final third so I wouldn't blow through it too quickly. I like the art enough that I was tempted to keep it intact for framing later to put with some of my Halloween stuff, but I'd rather have it available to put together again next year!

The quality is typical of Galison, with their usual thin, sturdy pieces with white backing. There was little dust, and I had no false fits. Pieces fit together snugly, and the completed puzzle passed the lift test! In my experience, Galison is one of the most reliable brands out there. 

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Rant Review: The Simpsons: Cast of Thousands 1,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (OP Puzzles)

I don't know how this puzzle came and went a couple of years ago without my knowledge, but as soon as I found out it existed, I had to have it! I saw an earlier iteration made by another company years ago, but at the time, I had just finished a giant photomosaic Simpsons puzzle, and the mental scarring from that ordeal left me less than enthusiastic about immediately diving into another sea of yellow. I didn't do puzzles as often in those days, so quite some time passed before I thought about that puzzle again. By that time, it had gone out of production, and the secondary market prices were well on the other side of ridiculous. I've always kept an eye out for one at a reasonable price since then. This one has now ceased production as well, but recently enough that I was still able to find a sealed one for just a bit more than MSRP. 


There's not much sorting you can do with a puzzle like this, so I separated the edge pieces and the interior solid yellow pieces, then just grabbed a random piece and got to work. There's obviously a hell of a lot going on in this image, and while someone like me with an encyclopedic knowledge of the characters has an advantage, it's not as big as you may think. Recognizing the characters from whatever bit of them is on a certain piece doesn't make it any easier to locate their position within the chaotic image, after all! I don't normally use a reference poster, but one would have been very helpful in this case. So naturally, OP did not include one! It was slow going at first, but once I was able to sit down and spend a couple of hours placing pieces in the area where they belonged, then slowly building out those little sections, progress sped up considerably. In a change from most puzzles, the border was the last thing I finished, as I had left all those solid yellow pieces for last.


The image itself is a dream for a Simpsons lover, with so many characters to find among the crowd. Some of the characters are a bit off-model compared to how we're used to seeing them, skewing toward portrayals from early in the show's life. (Hans Moleman's skin tone is a good example. He was only that dark in his first couple of appearances.) A few guest stars who appeared as themselves are present, most notably Stephen Hawking and Matt Groening. (You could say that Groening technically appears twice if you count his design from the 138th episode spectacular!) And of course, no assemblage of Simpsons characters would be complete without the Inanimate Carbon Rod! In Rod we trust! 


OP is a brand that is new to me, and they have a few other puzzles of interest to me. (You'll be seeing one of them soon!) The quality is decent. Pieces fit together well, and false fits were very uncommon. (It certainly helped that the only places where a false fit would even be feasible were along the solid yellow borders.) There was a moderate amount of dust, certainly nothing like what you get with a modern Springbok. The pieces have a matte texture that I like, though that may not be the best match for such a colorful, animation-based image. There were no missing pieces, though several were slightly bent right out of the box. The puzzle would crumble when I tried to move sections of more than two or three pieces. I had to use sheets of paper to disassemble and stack it into the box in sections so I can easily reassemble it for framing later on.

This is one of those puzzles that I was rather sad to be done with. I have the itch to do another Simpsons puzzle-- OP also made a Treehouse of Horror-themed one that is very appropriate for the season-- but there simply don't seem to be many to choose from. I do still have that photomosaic one from all those years ago, but I don't want to do another Simpsons puzzle quite that badly! 











Thursday, September 4, 2025

Rant Review: Vintage Halloween 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle (Cavallini & Co.)


 This is another first, as I've had my eye on Cavallini puzzles for some time now. I couldn't resist this one with its vintage Halloween art, so I sprung for it, even though it costs more than I like to spend on a 500 piece puzzle. Cavallini are known for eschewing the traditional box in favor of a canister. This has a nice matte finish, and it really stands out among a sea of puzzle boxes. The pieces are contained within a thin muslin bag, so there is no waste with this packaging. (Unless you trash the canister or bag, you monster!) The pieces are thin and sturdy, though there was one with a "peg" part that was splitting. False fits weren't pervasive, but they did happen, especially among the plain orange pieces. Still, there weren't a ton of these, so it wasn't a big issue. Pieces fit together with a satisfying snap, and the completed puzzle passed the lift test! There was no puzzle dust. A poster displaying the full image is included to aid in assembly. Once disassembled, the puzzle fits neatly back into the canister with no issues. 

I quite enjoyed this one! The art is very appealing, and the feel of the pieces is very nice. I appreciate the slightly premium presentation, even though I still feel it doesn't quite justify the price. I'd feel okay paying what I did for a 1,000 piece puzzle, but it feels about $5 too much for a 500 piecer. Still, I expect this will be one I do annually in the run-up to Halloween, so I'll definitely get my money's worth out of it eventually! I look forward to doing more Cavallini & Co. puzzles, but I'll be waiting for a sale to buy my next one.