Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts
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Saturday, October 31, 2015

Happy Halloween!

Previously on this date: Dracula (1931) and The New Annotated Dracula!

I hope you've enjoyed all the classic horror goodness this past month! You can catch up on any of it you may have missed, this year or in years past, by clicking here. Today I'll be sharing a bunch of cool old posters and ads that, for one reason or another, have never been featured here before. Enjoy, and everyone have a fun and safe Halloween!









Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Halloween month kickoff!

To kick off October, I thought I'd share a couple of photos of some of the new Halloween decorations I've picked up in the last couple of months. (Just to clarify, I won't have time to do a Halloween-related post every day of the month like I used to, but you can absolutely expect plenty of Halloween and horror-related content, as ever.)

First up, courtesy of Dollar Tree, we have the Grotesque Garden Gazebo!

They're not as detailed or as well-painted as the Halloween miniature's you'll see at other places, but the price was right!

When I visited the Spirit Store a couple of days after they opened back up, I found this fella priced at $4.97! No idea why he was the only one marked down while the others were all still full price, but I didn't care. I snatched him up in a blur.

Pretty awesome, eh? Probably my favorite of all the fucked-up horror babies they had up there. (And if the Spirit Halloween store wants to use that line as an endorsement, they're welcome to do so!)

The new series of Lego minifigures has also been showing up the last couple of weeks, ahead of the official release date. I stopped by Walgreen's last week and happened to find the one I wanted most, the one they call Spooky Girl, who is totally not Wednesday Addams. She went right into the centerpiece Haunted House display, of course!

We'll close things out with  few pics of things I saw in stores that I was too cheap-- er, that is, too budget-conscious to buy.
Remember when I mentioned how you can find better Halloween miniatures than my Dollar Tree discoveries? Michael's always has plenty, and this was the most impressive.


This food truck was pretty awesome, too.

Note the prices, however. That lighthouse is pretty badass, but it's not $100 badass.
Back at the Spirit store, we have this apparently bewildered ghost lady who is cursed with man hands.

Then there is this pleasant scene. I think I can see why your toilet's clogged, lady.


That's it for today. Lately, I'm knee-deep in Forza Horizon 2 when I'm not ogling Halloween stuff and working on my next book, so give me a holler if you happen to see me on the open road!




Friday, October 5, 2012

Mad Monster Party, baby!

We watched Mad Monster Party last night, a kid-friendly monster movie from the '60s that tends to be overlooked most of the time. Cindy had somehow managed to know me for five years without seeing it. It's a stop-motion animated movie starring Boris Karloff himself, and it's great fun. I featured it here a couple of years ago. It's available on DVD, and it's cheap, so check it out!

Friday, May 25, 2012

My art: DC Dead- Superman vs. Wonder Woman

All of you who kept bugging the hell outta me asking "How can Superman be a zombie?" Here's how. Click here for an embiggened version.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

DC Dead #1: Superman

This is the first piece in a new series that's been gestating for quite a while. Sure, zombie mash-ups are nothing new, but who cares? They're fun to draw, and fun to look at.

The scanner picked up some stuff on the other side of the paper, such as all the red streaks from where I was dabbing off most of the red paint on the tiny brush to get the fine splatter on Superman's S-shield just right. The stuff on the other side is not visible to the naked eye when looking at the art. 

Friday, October 28, 2011

31 Days of Halloween bonus: Macabre Monster Nails!

Just a quick bonus post today to show off Cindy's nails that I painted for her. The Frankenstein Monster is on the thumb, Dracula is on the forefinger, Mummy is on the middle finger, Witch on the ring finger, and a zombie on the pinky. They're far from perfect, but I reckon they came out okay, given the teeny tiny canvas on which I had to work! I did both hands, but it's the same arrangement on both. Maybe I should open my own seasonal nail salon, eh? :P

Thursday, October 27, 2011

31 Days of Halloween: The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror

One year ago: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

The annual Treehouse of Horror episodes of The Simpsons have become a Halloween tradition, even if Fox does inexplicably wait until after Halloween to air them, more often than not. I have fond memories of watching the very first one, and many subsequent ones in the years since then. Watching the older episodes has become an essential part of my run-up to Halloween, so it's only natural to present to you my ten favorite Treehouse of Horror segments!

Hungry Are the Damned
No list of the greatest TOH segments would be complete without this tale of alien abduction and hidden motives. This was our introduction to the venerable duo of tentacled aliens Kang & Kodos, who have appeared in ever single Halloween episode of the series. It all began here, in one of the show's finest moments.


Dial "Z" for Zombies
When Bat and Lisa accidentally raise the dead, the family has to fight back as Springfield is overrun with zombies! Includes the classic exchange: "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!" "He was a zombie?"

The Devil and Homer Simpson
Homer learns firsthand that the Devil is bad news when he sells his soul for a donut. Turns out the Devil is none other than Ned Flanders("It's always the one you least suspect!"), and he selects the jury of the damned when Homer is granted a trial to fight to keep his soul. Unfortunately, they've hired Lionel Hutz to defend him, so it'll be an uphill battle at best. Plus, Homer has to spend the day in Hell in the meantime!

The Shinning
Mayhem ensues when Homer is hired as caretaker to Mr. Burns's mountaintop hotel for the winter. Cut off from civilization, and left with no beer and no TV, Homer is filled with insane murderous rage. The family's only hope is that Bart can summon help with his "Shinning." A dead-on parody of Kubrick's classic The Shining, and damned hilarious.

Citizen Kang
Kang & Kodos encounter a stumbling block in their plans to take over the Earth when they learn an election is occurring next week. Abducting presidential candidates Bob Dole and Bill Clinton, the aliens take their place so that whoever wins will rule the country, and from there, proceed to take over the rest of the world. This is probably the finest hour for Kang & Kodos.

The Homega Man
When France launches a nuclear bomb at Springfield, Homer is the only survivor. The only normal survivor, that is, as many of the town's residents have been horribly mutated by the radiation. After interrupting his nude dancing at the church-- don't ask-- the mutants hunt Homer relentlessly.


Desperately Xeeking Xena
Bart and Lisa acquire superpowers, and they swing into action when Lucy Lawless is kidnapped by the Comic Book Guy-turned-supervillain the Collector. This one remains one of the biggest fan-favorites, and supplied several classic lines and moments.


Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
Groundskeeper Willie mysteriously vanishes, and begins turning up in the dreams of Springfield's children to torment them. With all the town's adults trying to cover up what happened, it's left to Bart, Lisa, and Maggie to deal with Willie on his own turf.

Terror at 51/2 Feet
This parody of the old Twilight Zone episode where Shatner is the only one who sees a creature on the wing of a plane finds Bart in a similar situation: on the way to school, Bart keeps seeing a Gremlin trying to sabotage the bus so it will crash. No one else can see the creature, so Bart is believed to be insane. The pace in this one is relentless, even for one of the Halloween episodes, and includes one of the better twist endings.



Time and Punishment
Homer tries to fix the toaster, and accidentally turns it into a time machine. traveling to a number of different timelines, he struggles to get back home. Along the way, we get glimpses of some truly hilarious alternate timelines, including one in which Ned Flanders is the undisputed master of the world!




Fox is actually airing this year's Treehouse of Horror episode before Halloween; it's coming on this Sunday, the 30th. Don't miss it!

Monday, October 11, 2010

31 Days of Halloween: White Zombie


There are quite a few classic horror films from Hollywood's golden age that are generally overlooked. For every Frankenstein, there's a mostly forgotten horror such as The Ghoul. And for every Dracula, there's a White Zombie.

Filmed shortly after Bela Lugosi's triumphant performance in Dracula, White Zombie seems doomed to exist forever in its shadow. Yet, from some aspects, it is a more accomplished film. The camera is more active, delivering some truly innovative shots, as opposed to the almost entirely static camera in Dracula. White Zombie is also scored with appropriate music throughout, whereas Dracula suffers from a near total lack of music(aside from the title cards and a scene at an opera, there is none).

Made by the Halperin brothers, White Zombie was filmed on some of Universal's standing sets from such films as Dracula, Frankenstein, and The Hunchback of Notre Dame.  Lugosi was reportedly paid $800 for his role in the low-budget indy production. Most of the remaining cast consisted of actors and actresses whose careers had peaked during the silent era, and were now in serious decline.

Lugosi stars as the sinister Murder Legendre, a castle-dwelling sugar mill owner who creates zombies to do his bidding. (These zombies are from the Voodoo tradition, not the flesh-eating Romero-style zombies.) Engaged couple Madeleine Short (Madge Bellamy) and Neil Parker (John Harron) arrive in Haiti to spend some time at the plantation of Madeleine's recent acquaintance Charles Beaumont(Robert Frazer). While there, they meet Neil's friend Dr. Bruner(Joseph Cawthorn). Beaumont is in love with Madeleine, and is convinced that he can make her fall in love with him if only her imminent wedding can be delayed. He turns to Legendre for help, and naturally, everything goes to hell from there.

Lugosi is in fine form as Legendre. This part gave Lugosi opportunity to own the screen in ways that few others did, and he completely dominates the entire film in much the same way that he does in Dracula. His unique delivery of dialogue, piercing gaze, and dark charisma are present in full force, making Legendre one of Lugosi's greatest villainous roles. 

Frazer's Beaumont is the only other notable performance. As Beaumont, he does a good job as the would-be master manipulator who quickly realizes he is in over his head. The rest of the cast is adequate at best, but thankfully, no one gives a performance poor enough to really detract from the film. The zombies themsleves look appropriately eerie, and generally do quite a good job with their limited roles.

The standing sets and props are put to excellent use, and the overall look of the film belies its minuscule budget. The lighting and cinematography are far moodier than in many films made by major studios at the time, and the film has a fairly slick and professional feel despite its status as  low budget indy fare.

It may be a bit more obscure than the majority of the horror films of its era, but White Zombie is one of my favorite classic horrors. The film is easily on par with some of Universal's better efforts, and it presents Bela with one of his finest roles. White Zombie is on the short list of Lugosi's greatest films.


















































Trust me, in 1932, this was scandalous!