... exactly what the frig is wrong with the snowman on my Fun Dip package? Get a load of this weirdo!
Possessed, tripping balls, or imitating Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis from Beetlejuice? This is not an isolated occurrence; pictured in side is a snowman family with the same distended mouths and soulless eyes. Be thankful that I spared you that horror; consider that your Xmas miracle.
Seriously. No clue why.
ReplyDeleteBased on the fact that it's Willy Wonka Fun Dip, I propose as a hypothesis that said snow persons had an unfortunate run-in with the Oompa-Loompas. Those little orange dudes are mean and I look exactly like that snowman when I encounter them.
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