I hope I'm not giving Hollywood any ideas...

Okay, we all know how boring it can be to hear about other people's dreams. But this is one for the record books.
I just dreamed that I was in a movie called Batman & the Three Stooges Meet King Kong. We were on a giant wooden flying machine-- evidently, I was playing the part of Batman-- and Kong was stomping around trying to catch up to us. I won his trust by pulling a large poisoned needle out of his hand, just in time for the flying machine to start crashing into a city. As everyone panicked, I remarked, "Bitches, I GOT this." In true Batman fashion, I saved us and kept the machine aloft in some extraordinary way, the explanation of which I can't begin to recall. (It was pretty damn awesome though, I can tell ya that.) Then, since the Three Stooges were those horrible faux-Stooges from that recent cinematic abortion, Kong and I teamed up to expel them from the flying craft. As I tossed faux-Moe overboard, I yelled, "We should've dropped you in Berlin!" (And no, I have no idea what in the blue hell that means, either.)

At this point, my mind was so baffled that I woke myself up. I can't decide if this would be a truly horrible movie, or the greatest thing ever.

Thanksgiving season is upon us!

Everybody likes to eat(fashion models aside), and there's no better celebration of all things culinary than Thanksgiving. The blog won't be taken over by Thanksgiving like it was with Halloween, largely because no other holiday is as awesome as Halloween, but it's still nice that we have a holiday devoted to gathering the family and eating until it hurts, and it will not pass unnoticed. We'll be looking at a few Thanksgiving-themed movies and such over the course of the next few weeks, along with the usual horror-related content. I still haven't made a final decision on what the regular Monday feature will be now that Halloween is over, but every Wednesday is movie day, so come back and check it out in two days.