Friday, December 23, 2011
Xmas narrowly salvaged!
When my girlfriend Cindy came to my house to get the last of her presents earlier today, disaster had struck struck!
Inside the chest which was supposed to contain her second ring was this note!
It reads: "I suppose you were expecting to find a ring here. Unfortunately for you, the infamous Kleptothiar struck first! Accept my apologies, and take solace in the knowledge that the proceeds from the sale of your shiny bauble will be put to good use. Yours, M. Kleptothiar"
Cindy had no choice but to follow her destination marker.
Arriving at her goal...
...our adventurer came upon a most gruesome sight!
This letter was found near the unlucky thief's body:
It reads: This is a communication from the Daedric prince Blingathor. Your lust for bright and shiny objects pleases me, so I have struck down the petty thief who snatched your ring, and sealed his soul forever into an immobile plastic form. Your jewelry may be recovered in the chest from which it was stolen. Wear it well, and rejoice that you have had the great fortune to gain the benevolent notice of one of the immortal Daedra."
Hurrah, the day was saved!
Claiming her ring at last, Cindy had a glorious day! I hope all of you have had as exciting and wonderful a day as we have!
(Hopefully she won't find out that the thief and I were guildmates...)